School Jokes

• Teacher: Who discovered Pluto?
  Pupil: Walt Disney 
  

• Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
  Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.
  

• Teacher: Johnny, you know you can not sleep in my class.
  Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
  

• Teacher: Are you good at maths?
  Pupil: Yes and no
  Teacher: What do you mean?
  Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at maths!
  

• Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm making ?
  Dad: Why is that, what are you making ?
  Pupil: Mistakes!
  

• Pupil: Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do.
  Dad: What was that?
  Pupil: My homework!
  

• Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
  Because his class was so bright!
  

• What do elves learn in school?
  The elf-abet!
  

• I like going to school; I like going home;
  it's the bit in between I don't like.
  

• What did the boy do with his homework?
  He ate it, because he thought it was a piece of cake!

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