Doctor Jokes
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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I broke my arm in two places!
Doctor: Stay out of them places!
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Patient: Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?
Doctor: Yes, of course...
Patient: Great! I never could before!
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Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed 10 pounds?
Nurse: No change yet.
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Patient: Doctor, doctor, people ignore me.
Doctor: Next!
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Patient: Doctor, doctor, everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.
Doctor: Don't talk rubbish!
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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have lost my memory.
Doctor: When did this happen?
Patient: When did what happen?
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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I need glasses.
Doctor: You certainly do! This is a bank.
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Patient: Doctor, doctor, my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Doctor: Use a pencil untill I get there.