Boy/Girl Jokes

• Dad: What is wrong son?
  Son: The boy next door said I look just like you.

• Dad: Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?
  Son: I couldn't find a spider.

• Dad: Don't be selfish. Let your sister use the sleigh half the time.
  Son: I do! I use it going down the hill and she gets to use it coming up!

• Susan: Boys whisper they love me.
  Tom: Well, they wouldn't admit it out loud, would they?

• Mark: My sister's on a seafood diet.
  Ben: Really ?
  Mark: Yes, the more she sees food the more she eats!

• Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars.
  Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.

• Mark: It's hard for my sister to eat.
  Sam: Why ?
  Michael: She can't bear to stop talking.

• Robert was listening to his sister Mandy practice her singing.
  Robert: I wish you would sing Christmas carols.
  Mandy: That is nice of you. Why ?
  Robert: Then I would only have to hear you once a year !

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