Animal Jokes
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What is black and white and very very noisy?
A magpie with a drum set! -
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
A wooly jumper! -
What do you call a pig on a hot day?
Bacon! -
Why was the ant so confused?
Because all of its uncles were ants! -
What do you get when cross an insect with a rabbit?
Bugs bunny! -
What do you call a green fly with no arms and legs?
A boogie! -
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Frostbite! -
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side! -
How do frogs die?
They kermit suicide! -
What happens when it rains cats and dogs ?
You can step in a poodle ! -
Why do seagulls live near the sea?
Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels! -
Where does a blackbird go for a drink?
To a crow bar! -
What does a cat like to eat on a hot day?
A mice cream! -
What is a cat's favorite color?
Purrr-ple!. -
What do cows do for fun?
They go to MOO-vies! -
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!